Family Feud
- Me: Hey, your ancestors murdered my ancestors
- Jacqui: Really?
- Me: Yeah, the Campbells were responsible for the Glencoe massacre, where the MacDonalds were murdered.
- Jacqui: Well, the Campbells murdered damn near everyone. They were ruthless. But what does the murder of MacDonalds have to do with your family? You're a Henderson.
- Me: The Hendersons were the bodyguards of the MacDonald chief.
- Jacqui: Did a shit job, then.
- Me: :O
